unbutton your shirt

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security.



The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my
age.




I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.




I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
back later.




The woman said 'Unbutton your shirt.'




So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.




She said 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application.




When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office




She said, 'You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten
disability, too!!

 

hahahaha.......that was kind of wrong.....

 

lmao. Funny mess there. :p

 

man oh man,one of the best yet