HA Man

http://news.yahoo.com/miami-police-kill-naked-man-bit-off-victims-161203612.html

 

kin ell !!!
"stop eating that mans face" lmao

 

Looks like a lot of wax going to be needed on this one.

 

wow what the fuck a real life zombie

 

Haha - yea, basket-weave sutures and lots of wax. That's unless he survives. Then lots of surgeries.

 

Signs your infected with the Zombie Virus!
1. You have the urge to be naked in public!
2. You act on the urge by getting naked!
3. You then have the urge to eat people.
5. You are eating people and like it!
6. Followed by growling!
7. You get shot by the police and or someone with a gun!

 

thats just nuts

 

aint this how it starts in the movies

 

Middle of the day, the man is eating and growling at police even after taking 1 bullet. The police are trying to say it's a new drug people are on, sounds more like an experiment gone wrong to me. Or maybe it went right but just escaped a little too early.

 

Fuck. I'm hungry now....

 

That is if he's not jewish. If he is you better have a large supply of dryene..

 

This guy is also deranged - he cuts out pieces of himself and throws them at the cops: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ficers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

 

He got himself possessed by a mean ass swamp demon!

 

Wow! And people think we're fucked in our heads for the things we love to do with our dogs. With a society like this why wouldn't I spend more time with the dogs?