Cheating spouse..

So lately my other half has been working a lot of late shifts, and for the past couple of months she has been car sharing with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.
If i'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said
"Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open ,and turn off all the lights.
About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and I'm hiding behind my mx5. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The rear camber is severely wearing my rear tires. Now I have to get an alignment. Should I go with -1.5 with 1/32" toe out or just leave the toe at 0:confused:

 

Thats a classic.

 

well it really all depends on how much toe there is which one you should go with.

 

lol ........

 

At least you have your priorities straight...lol!

 

very funny......lol

 

Damn! good one.... lol

Vic

 

I like that one and I'm really feeling you ! Looool

 

Wow....haha thats classic...I know that feeling lol

 

thats a good one mate, i tell the fellas at work that one. lol

 

yea I sent it in a email here at work today (edited and added my girlfriends name in)..was super funny to the guys when they hit the end...the girls took it serious. Guess they didnt get the last part of it....funny thing is, these people know my girlfriend/have been friends w her for a long time and we all work together...

 

Lol I hope your g'f gets the joke. you should have added your not coming into work today on compassionate grounds....cos you need to get the car alligned

 

yea she got it (car loving girl) but did ask me to stop b4 she got beatup at work...hahaha but it was funny the amount of girls here that seemed to really "care" about me

and dang that would have been a great way to end it...