Is it because they are evil

i own a blue tip siamese. this cat is crazy. he will act like he wants you to pet him. then turn on you and claw and kick the crap out of you. my other siamese was on the porch one day and my pit was on the other side of the porch with me, on a leash. my cat comes all the way across the porch and striaght bitch slaps my pit in the nose. then the cat just turns around and goes back to laying in the chair across the porch. all the cats around here are some lil hard ass cats man. they dont even move when you throw a stick at them.

 

LMAO!! That is what I meant as well. Litter boxes just gross me out. The second I walk into someone's house, I can tell if they have a cat.....an indoor one at least.

 

I say da hell with cats as mouse and rat control, i say just get a little rat killing terrier like a Jack russel and that solves both problems.

 

actually I always say the same thing...Bambam is by far a better mouser than a cat...any bulldog is....I have seen bam, waiting for me to move a dresser or something where a mouse hid..and he will strike so fast I have seen both front legs come off the ground and his head hit the ground like lightening...BOOM.... that fast....but he always has a tail sticking out of his mouth...its so cool...I always take it away but I do let him toss it around for a sec...

 

Dude I already learned to ignore your moments...I talk shite pretty good so its ok dont try to hide them just ride them out...LOL...anyway I wish to all hell my thread about a "free cat" or "good cat" was still around....I already talked my shit about cats here and it was funny as hell...LMAO

 

You know they ain't half bad fried, with a side of rice. Use lots of hot sauce and eat fast. I shoot cats if they come in my yard. I don't want my dogs getting sick of them nasty things. They would have to be cooked first. And I don't cook em. I had the one and He would have been wolf meat had he not been some sort of wild cat and big as a pitbull. lol In Napal there are those big friggen bengal tigers that would snatch a soldier out of the hole and eat them. I hate cats. Only good one is a dead one. That bart died of lead poisoning when it got on my car once. I don't like cats on my ride. Ugly bastards. They must be satans eyes.

 

Free Cat! lol I posted up a photo of a dead cat on the side of the Road at one of the Nuclear plants in Texas the Ranger behind the fence was mine. Had a sign pointing down saying Free cat. I was drunk and they wouldn't let me drive out of the gate. I was doing a training cource in the army on nuclear hazards. Boring ass shit. They were glad to send me home with my certificate papers in hand to get me out of there. lol Said I started too much shit with the sissy ass guards at the gate. All because I would fill the trash can at the gate every day with beer bottles. lol piss on them. I got another photo someone sent me of a dead cat with a bear bottle and a cigarette in its mouth. I like that one. lol You got a free cat photo too. Lets see it. I can't find mine I think the Ex wife tossed it when she was made about not getting any money for being a slutt when we got the devorce. She got a bus ticket and a free willy card. Sent the bitch back to Michigan. Pray to God I never see her again.

 

shoot mine luvs cats,,,,for real,,, the only thing is one or two shakes and its over no more play wif the kitty kitty,,

 

I know it was a joke A.M. but, I have deleted your last post. Dont need idiots lacking common sense to see it and think your serious. LOL

Misters pic was a dead cat along the highway with a sign "free cat" too....its all over the net, you were the one who took it huh?

I've seen plenty of bulldogs that will play with cats. I think they just see them as playful puppies. Even when they are gettin scratched and clawed, they never seem to get it. But then again, the dogs I'm talking about are a minority, and most bulldogs wouldnt hesitate to hunt.

 

Awwww! Cats aren't evil! Many cats will put a dog in it's place. Large dogs, high drive dogs, whatever. Hell, they even put people in their place sometimes! It is a fact that some dogs will never bother a cat again after an incounter with one like you described.

I learned A LOT about cats working at the shelter. Everyone decided that I should be the primary one handling all the cats ( we usually had about 50 ). They demand respect and they have a certain presense. I don't think it has anything do with the dog weighing out the situation, because I bet your dog would attack a porcupine or a raccoon. This cat was a smarty and probably experienced with dogs. She didn't run because that would have triggered your dog's prey drive and she knew it. This cat decided she was not prey, she was a predator, just like the dog. She told him through body language and scary cat noises that she was not his victim, toy or anything else and that she would rip him a new one. Did you know that cats are supposed to eat nothing but meat? They are very respectable hunters.

Trust me, only a fool pushes a cat. They are far more scary than a dog. Of all the places I worked ( grooming, shelters, kennels and hospitals ) EVERYONE except a tiny, tiny handful would gladly deal with the 90 lb. dogs over the unhappy cats. A bite from a cat is 50 times more likely to get infected than a dog... Did I mention they have a barbbed penis? LOL! They must be from HELL! Just kidding... I love cats... but not in THAT way!

It's funny, cats really are more like women and dogs really are more representative of men! There are some women who will scare the pants off some of the roughest, toughest men. A woman's bite can be pretty fierce too! Hell, they even walk like one! The men even just stare sometimes! LOL!

Attila- Yeah, that doesn't sound like a house cat to me! Absolutely NOT! If it was that huge and killing other cats... wow... got a pic of that beast?

 

No not a highway. Just a road with a fenced in parking lot. SFC Miller took the photo I just laughed really. The CPT made the sign and dared someone to put it up. I don't know who hammered it in. I just said it was my truck behind it. It was stuck there for the weekend because I stayed hammered and the gate guard took my keys and gave them to the Commader (The Captain that dared someone to hammer it in) surely you don't think I would do it. lol

What post did you delete?

 

I bet I do I will dig through the box of photo's I didn't burn when the ex was booted out. I burned allot of stuff. Cloths, a car, anything that reminded me of her. She should have taken her family shit on the bus with her. I burned it too. And if it wouldn't burn I shot it with the shot gun. I mailed a bag to her parents to give her. A little not that said here is the rest of your shit. Tables chairs the bed every thing. What is here was mine before or new. Mostly new.

 

a guy I knew told me that a cat could cur out a dog. I think he was just talking out of his butt though.

 

No I didnt take that pic....i wish...I just found it on the internet and used it for my own humor ....which we all know is dry and totally incorrect...but I hate cats...when I got my toms and they watched a mouse run across the room and laying there...I was like eff the effen litter box ....get the freak out...and they went out...and disappeared,... gladly...I see them in passing and give them meds when they come around tore all to hell,... but other than that I barely feed them...they must eat elsewhere...so they are cool...I saw one of them laying on its side eating out of a cereal bowl one day....the definition of lazy....Eff cats...

 

I would say he was too but I have seen it happen as well. I don't really think it is a cur as much it is a nah it ain't worth the trouble to mess with type of process though. I am sure some cats can, and some dogs just say the hell with that scratch machine. lol

 

My Pits never mess with my cat, but the Chi whips that cat's ass all the time. My cat weighs a good 15-20lbs. He body slams the Chi all the time. Its like Royal Rumbler some nights..lol. He is evil. I knocked one of his fangs out by accident a couple weeks ago. Kicked my shoes off, hard trying to fling them across my kitchen to the door, the cat walked by just as my shoe was flying and WHAM!! I noticed he kept licking his lips and took a look, he had a fat lip and a fang was gone. Now when he meows his lip sucks in and gets caught, he lookes like a kitty Elvis!

 

That's because you got Toms, it's those Queens who kick a$$. Female cats are called Queens! I had one that killed at least one thing for me every night. It was obnoxious. Rabbits, mice, birds, rattle snakes, milk snakes, she even got my sugar gliders! Females are the good hunters, Toms are lazy. Just like the big ol' male lions yawning and breeding, laying on their butts, while the lioness go out and kill everything.

 

Is this true?
that would explain my cats personalities.

 

lol. that is funny a hair lifff cat. s

 

i alway joke around over my dogs and cats,,,,, they'll kill my poor dogs,,,,they'll choke to death on a hairball,,,,,, i don't know whether they just won't deal with a cat,,, use to pick them up out of the yard alot,,, a new one everyday,,, but not to many around anymore,,, shake shake dead kitty kitty,,, hey in a few days you know what that is? a stinkin P