Graigs List post GREAT!!!

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I
hand
over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also
asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come
across
this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took
my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening,
and
it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that
Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a
shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very
intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
you'd
come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and
wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come
help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or
"Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to
one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the
cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your
bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the
line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't
know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off
your
service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's
office
with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did
this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm
sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd
like
to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did
you
use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not
killing
you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that
you'll
reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so
lucky.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!



- Alex



We need more like him!!!!

 

Thats great. We need many more.

 

Ahahahaaa. I like that!

 

That some funny shit, thats what people get. he should have shot him.

 

And our new prez wants to take away our right to have guns!!! Ha!

 

LMAO that is too funny

 

That is hilarious!! Is this real!?!

 

Priceless. Absolutely, positively priceless.

 

Nice . . . . .

 

lmfao i have 2 know is this real

 

Savanna Ga graigs list post in the personals. it was e-mailed to me by a friend who thought I would like it and I thought some of yall would get a kick out of it. J