Dont be an idiot like i am.

Come on dude, women don't leave me..... I told you I am from Utah. I have more wives than fingers. Luckily I have two wieners.

 

idiot!!!!!!!

 

byob has the right idea, i still think she needs to be shook tbh
if that doesnt work the phonebook and back of the head thing might be necessary...

 

Haha....

google "Juan Baptista dos Santos" we are just alike.

 

Yeah one in your mouth and one in your ass!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! :0047:

Chump you walked right into that one hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

:dogstare::ohshit::ohshit::wedgie::sign0151:...........

 

ROTFL!!!!!...Post of the day right here.

 

LMAO I was waiting for you to see that one!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

 

call oj simpson,ask what he would do in a situation like this!!!

 

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your gay for even knowin that movie YB! LOL

 

Man if you only had basic cable and your old lady watched E channel as much as mine does you'd know why I'm on here so much.

 

hot damn this is funny as shit!!! Boogieman you fecked him up with that one.

 

no but it gets knots!....the best route is a girl that likes dogs but doesnt like dogs asmuch as you BUT they respect your time with em.....i think thats the best route.. girl im talking to told me she wants to take my female home....i was thinking in my head ...your nuts

 

Is there a chance your girlfriend learned to read english and saw the frisco post you made? Seriously speaking now, where in hell you got yourself into? To the rest of the members, spanish women tend to be very opinionated, so he is in a hard situation.

 

Can't say I'd be silly enough to let a woman or anyone for that matter take anything of value from me! Lesson learned I guess

 

when i got divorced, she pretty much got everything. she walked away with about $235,000...i got the dogs.
she bought a house w/ the money ( which i was fine with because she has primary custody of our son) i started over.
today we get along great...because we are not together. the key was maintaining a cool demeanor at all times dealing with her-no matter how frustrating it was, acting on impulse or irrational will get you nowhere fast.

 

I completely agree with that rally, But you have to look at where your decisions may take you. Like everything in life I guess. What I'm saying is I'd never put anything I seriously value in anyones name but my own or my old mans. It's just asking for it I reckon. I've seen blokes assets and family get flushed away like shit, and the only people they had to blame were themselves! They were the ones that put themselves in that situation to begin with. Think of it as- If it all went pear shaped what would I loose!? Not If it all works out what will we share.

 

Sorry bro, Looks like she stopped loving you and fell in love with the hound ! lol!

cant blame her APBT's are a full package !

Glad it wasnt a house you put in her name !

 

I gave her a call and said "listen up b*#ch! If I get one more bill sent to my doorstep about those baby feeders I am going to head over to your home and forcefully repo them from your body. Surpisingly Me, her, and her boyfriend came to an agreement that would allow me to spend time with those giant silicone bags of happiness every other weekend and an additional 2 weeks during the summer months. (monkey noise) oo..OOO.OO..AH..AhhH
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