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Weird and funny

Discussion in 'Pit Bull News' started by MercedesMama, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. MercedesMama

    MercedesMama Guest

    Okay, so I log onto myspace and there is a bulletin with this link, you go to it and it predicts how and when you will die. Here is the link:

    http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

    And here is what mine says:

    Heather: At age 61 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

    I thought this to be quite funny! So we best to watch out cause in 40 yrs they'll not only be killing animals for no reason, but people too.
     
  2. LegendsMami

    LegendsMami Top Dog

    LOL.....Damn PETA!!! LOL
     
  3. ChiaPit

    ChiaPit Top Dog

    Melissa: At age 52 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
    :eek: I knew they were creepy!!!!
     
  4. miakoda

    miakoda GRCH Dog

    Staci: At age 52 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

    Hm.
     
  5. ABK

    ABK Rest In Peace

    It said at age 53 I will have a heart attack while eating a deep friend peanut butter & banana sandwich Elvis style.

    That makes me feel better, I know that thing is full of crap. Peanut butter & bananas??? Yeeeck!
     
  6. debodebo

    debodebo Top Dog

    It said at age 62 I will take alot of mesculine go to the desert and be eaten by coyotes.
     
  7. mydawgs

    mydawgs CH Dog

    At age 100 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

    NFW - I refuse to live to 100, however I do have an image of myself walking down the street at 100 with a shopping cart full of my belongings and my very old, loyal toothless pit bull tied to my waist with a rope.........Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  8. diva

    diva CH Dog

    LOL How funny, thanks for the link.


    Mine said : At age 44 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
     
  9. NOLEFAN

    NOLEFAN Guest

    tim: At age 80 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus




    Just my luck....lol
     
  10. 14rock

    14rock GRCH Dog

    Mr. Rock: At age 50 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

    Damn kids....
     
  11. BoiBoi

    BoiBoi CH Dog

    bp: At age 35 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17

    LOL isn't that awesome, shit i better live it up since i've only got a few years left lol damn X-men
     
  12. flip

    flip Pup

    Hey now everyone gets 2 live longer than me :( I only have 7 more yrs

    Philip: At age 39 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.


    The scary thing is I'm a video game FREAK!!!!
     
  13. mikelia

    mikelia Big Dog

    Apparently I'm not even going to make it to 30 lol
    At age 29 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
    I better stop working with kids now :P
     
  14. LuvinBullies

    LuvinBullies CH Dog

    Ya know guys, this just isn't friggin' fair. I mean really. I always get the weird one.

    Beth: At age 64 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
     
  15. Mtn Cur

    Mtn Cur Big Dog

    Tiger Lily: At age 36 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

    That is soooo wrong. LMAO
     
  16. LuvinBullies

    LuvinBullies CH Dog

    Poor thing! Mine was really poopy too, and equally undignifiying.;)
     
  17. Mtn Cur

    Mtn Cur Big Dog

    LOL at least you got to live longer!! :D Often anally-oriented.... :eek:
     
  18. LuvinBullies

    LuvinBullies CH Dog

    True...but I question the quality of life I was leading if I was totin' around a gallon of lotion and batteries. Young & Dead vs. Old & Batty...tough choice :p
     
  19. Esse818

    Esse818 Big Dog

    i got the same thing
     
  20. diva

    diva CH Dog

    LOL!! That one is funny :)
     

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