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STOP! Cop and Lawyer..

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Nell_Bell, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. Nell_Bell

    Nell_Bell Big Dog

    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...

    Deputy says,"License and registration, please."

    Lawyer says, "What for?"

    Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

    Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

    Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

    Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
     
  2. Marty

    Marty Guest

    LOL I like that :D
     
  3. Dream Pits

    Dream Pits CH Dog

    thats hilarious!
     
  4. Nancy

    Nancy Big Dog

    LMAO, that was a good one ;)
     
  5. BustaH

    BustaH Top Dog

    very good and a logical conclusion.:)
     
  6. Rocko

    Rocko Big Dog

    YES!!!! thats great....
     
  7. CLKENNELS

    CLKENNELS Top Dog

    Sounds Like Baltimores finest to me
     
  8. Dream Pits

    Dream Pits CH Dog

    The Helpful Wife

    A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
    Man: What's the problem officer?
    Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
    Man: No sir, I was going 65.
    Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
    (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
    Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
    Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
    (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
    Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
    Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
    Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
    Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
    Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
     
  9. Buck E. Owens

    Buck E. Owens Banned


    Thats funny!:D but not at the same time lol:D
     
  10. Dream Pits

    Dream Pits CH Dog

    yeah hits kinda close to home with me lol
    i think i know that women :rolleyes:

     

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