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Name your winter poison

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by The Keep Book, Dec 20, 2018.

  1. slim12

    slim12 Super Moderator Staff Member

    Not to get off topic but auto correct feature can be hilarious.

    The last litter of pups we had there was kid that wanted one. He was friends with my son and had my wife's number from baseball years before.

    He texted. "Can I come play with your puppy?"

    It arrived as "Can I come play with your pussy?"

    It has been a number of years, the kid is well past grown and still struggles to look my wife in the eye.

    S
     
  2. slim12

    slim12 Super Moderator Staff Member

    A kid I was in the service with had great grandparents that immigrated from Belfast. They lived in the hills of West Virginia.

    We did a weekend trip up there and I came down with a kick in the ass cold/flu. I was freezing and burning up in waves.

    She was in her early 90's and still something fierce. She ordered me to the bed. She met me there with a steaming cup of...........hot water, whiskey, lemon juice and honey. The taste was great, the heat not so much. I wrapped up in what felt like 50 pounds of quilts and covers.

    I woke up the next morning feeling like a new man. The first blanket or so was sweat soaked from the fever breaking.

    She was way funny. She said the magic was in the hot water, the lemon juice and the honey because you little bastards run up and down the road all hours of the night drinking the whiskey, yet you get sick anyway.

    It was a thought to ponder.

    S
     
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  3. LoL.Slim....
    And lol.Cableguy...not something we have over here really.
     
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  4. treezpitz

    treezpitz CH Dog Staff Member

    LOL, oh gosh, Can I come play with you pussy is hilarious LMAO.
     
  5. thecableguy

    thecableguy Big Dog

    LMFAO all man I've had my fair share of those..
     
  6. The Keep Book

    The Keep Book Reclusive Misanthrope

    Autocorrect is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL.

    Particularly when using a device with a microscopic "keyboard".
     
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  7. oldguy

    oldguy CH Dog

    I don't have that autocorrect thing on my phone Slim, but swear around 20 years ago my local news paper ran a headline stating "MAN FOUND DEAD IN SNOW AFTER WANKING HIS DOG IN THE HILLS".. The print setter or editor, must have put an 'N' instead of an 'L' when they tried to spell walking.. Genuine mistake or a sick bastard, who knows? but wish I'd kept it :-)
     
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  8. oldguy

    oldguy CH Dog

    That don't surprise me Slim, they cure everything with drink over there and most times it works! When I lived in Belfast during the early 80's, the place was a war zone, never got used to it, hands down the friendliest and kindest people I ever met, but try keep up with their drinking? impossible!
     
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  9. bamaman

    bamaman GRCH Dog

    Oh Yea ! That High Life ! Champagne of Beers !
     

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  10. reids skipper

    reids skipper CH Dog

    Love ginger cake too oldguy
     
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  11. Malt loaf good to...and banana loaf.
     
  12. reids skipper

    reids skipper CH Dog

    Not keen on malt loaf ... me mam always put it in me bait
     
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  13. Ha,ha,Malt Loaf is a meal alone man...LOL
     
  14. Merry Christmas every one!!!!!.....All the best!!!!!
     
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  15. The Keep Book

    The Keep Book Reclusive Misanthrope

    Folks who drink eggnog, give us a hand here. Which rum goes best with eggnog? I am thinking of a dark sweet rum like Myers, and not spiced (like Capt Morgan and Kraken).
     
  16. RobR73

    RobR73 Big Dog

    I used to work with three guys straight from Jamaica and that was the exact same recipe they gave me for overcoming a cold or flu. I never knew the Irish and Jamaicans shared some of the same elixirs.

    I also tried it once in the early stages of the flu coming on. My body was hurting all over for no reason and I could feel it coming on....shivers and just achy. Next day I felt great. It's like the modern day thera-flu with some booze added.

    Another good one is rubbing whiskey on a teething baby. Pretty sure my grandparents used that one on myself a few times back in the day.
     
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  17. Age old remedy.

    we call em Hot Toddys.
    proven to work.
     
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  18. Box Bulldog

    Box Bulldog Top Dog

    Very popular drink for around Christmas up here. Most use Lemon Hart dark rum.
     
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  19. Box Bulldog

    Box Bulldog Top Dog

    My Dads favorite, Could no get it up here in Canada since the early 80's but they brought it back up here a few years ago Dad was more than pleased.
     
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  20. Box Bulldog

    Box Bulldog Top Dog

    I am making these tonight just picked up the whole cloves, I always have a bottle of Bushmills Black in the cupboard best whiskey on earth hands down and I am not Irish.
     

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