For the MEN......

The Man Rules> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down> Finally , the guys' side of the story.> ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear from the female side.> Now here are the rules from the male side.> These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!> >

1. Men are NOT mind readers.> >

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.> >

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.> >

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.> >

1. Crying is blackmail.> >

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!> >

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.> >

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.> >

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. > > > >

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.> >

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one > >

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.> >

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. > >

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.> >

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.> >

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.> >

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. > >

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. > >

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . > >

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.> >

1. You have enough clothes.> >

1. You have too many shoes.> >

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!> >

1. Thank you for reading this.> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.> Pass this to as many men as you can -> to give them a laugh. > Pass this to as many women as you can > to give them a bigger laugh.> > >

 

Looks like Suki already beat me to it!!!!!