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Men

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Suki, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. Suki

    Suki Guest

    got this yesterday from a friend who has a nice kennel up north.
    hope you guys won't get too offended, but i thought you gals might get a good laugh.
    Tx Hol!


    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

    Men are like....
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    1. Men are like ..     Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

    2. Men are like.     Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like     Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like ....     Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    5. Men are like ...     Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like .     Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like     Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

    8. Men are like ....         Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like ....     Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like     Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like     Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like .......         Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are like     Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.



    ;)

    :D



     
    Suki, Nov 8, 2007
    #1
  2. thepitpalace

    thepitpalace Big Dog

    #11 hahaha, funny stuff
     
    thepitpalace, Nov 8, 2007
    #2
  3. FearlessKnight

    FearlessKnight Guest

    LMAO....that was funny....now................(just waiting for someone to post about the women in this world....) LMAO! Please dont! we all beg of you!
     
    FearlessKnight, Nov 8, 2007
    #3
  4. Suki

    Suki Guest

    yeah, any takers?!!!!! :p
     
    Suki, Nov 8, 2007
    #4
  5. Michele

    Michele Guest

    #4...hahahah...
     
    Michele, Nov 8, 2007
    #5
  6. NC

    NC CH Dog

    Booo! Shame on all of you... shame I say! Now.. into the kitchen all of you!
     
    NC, Nov 8, 2007
    #6
  7. Suki

    Suki Guest

    LMAO!!!!!! good one!!!! :D
     
    Suki, Nov 8, 2007
    #7
  8. MercedesMama

    MercedesMama Guest

    LMAO! These are good ones!
     
    MercedesMama, Nov 8, 2007
    #8
  9. frenchie1936

    frenchie1936 Guest

    humphhh! i am officially protesting this treachery! and to add to NCPG's comment, when we walk in the kitchen we like to see our women barefoot. no shoes. period!


    on a side note, we should start a comedy thread. one that is kinda never ending. tell jokes, make fun of people's mommas, you know. :)
     
    frenchie1936, Nov 8, 2007
    #9

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