Dog Rules

Here is a little something a friend sent me and I thought I would share it with ya'll. Hope you like it.


Dog Rules:

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay the furniture.

4. The dog can get on old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep
with humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the
covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
dog.


I hope you enjoy.

 

lol.....thats funny

 

lol....i like that

 

Funny rules yet it's so true.

 

yeah that is about how it went with my dog.

 

Yep, sounds about right.