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Ad Was Posted to 'Craig's List Personals':


To
the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night
before last... Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you
demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the
knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.


I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment
when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening
was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911
...45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon
when pointed at your head wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever
you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your
shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us
again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had
her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of
what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank
as well as four other people's in the gas station on
your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150
gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go
Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made
his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp
mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke
the windshield and side window and keyed the entire
driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell
phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used
the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going
on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to
the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed
really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you
... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more
appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you
well as you try to sort through some of these rather
immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the
career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so
lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,
Alex

 

That's a good one. That reminds me of when I caught someone shoplifting in the store I run and I made him give me all the money in his wallet to not call the cops. I bought my employess pizza with his money. It was a good day, lol!

 

hahahaha that was great...i wonder if this is real tho.anyway this is why im always packin

 

That was tooo dang funny. I hope it was a true one!

 

I doubt its true, otherwise the guy who did it is an idiot.

The mugger could identify both him and his girlfriend visually. We also know his first name is Alex, and we know the time and date he was there and exactly where he went afterwards, gas station, go go's etc. = surveillance cameras.

Have fun spending more time in jail than the guy that tried to mug you for the large list of crimes you just confessed to in writing


- HELLA FUNNY THOUGH

 

HAHA... thats fuckin awesome..... thats payback.

Vic