Little Johnny's Christmas! (edited)

Christmas List

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of
It. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said: "Since
Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to
Bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile
Of dog sh** in place of the gifts he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake
Up.
When I go downstairs I want to see a f****** train going around the
Shi**y tree. And when I go outside I want to see a nice a** bike leaning
Up against the damn garage."

Christmas morning, Little Johnny rolled over into a pile of dog sh**.
Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog sh**
By the garage.

When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his
Dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the motherf*****.!!!!

HA HA HA AH AH AH HA AHA HAHA HA!
Sorry, I thought it was funny! I LUV little johnny! Damn brat!