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Make up my mind for me, please!

Discussion in 'Dog Discussion' started by TDK, Apr 6, 2014.

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  1. TDK

    TDK CH Dog Staff Member

    I have 2 pups, both females. They are 8 weeks old. Same litter. One is open-marked, black and white. The other is red with a white star on its chest. The open-marked one is a man biter. Attacks my shoe laces 'n shit. The red one has fleas.

    My wife says she wants to keep both and for me to GTFOH. I don't want to leave my wife a man eater. But I don't want her to get fleas, either. Dear Abby told me to go to hell. The red female has a red nose. Do they attract fleas? My wife has a red nose, too. Will she attract them?

    Please help.
    Signed, Desperate in Dravskovinia

    This came Special Delivery yesterday. I told him I would get a consensus from a panel of experts. This must be the place.
     
    TDK, Apr 6, 2014
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  2. treezpitz

    treezpitz CH Dog Staff Member

    LOL I sure don't fit the "expert" title so I won't give my pick but that was funny.LOL
     
    treezpitz, Apr 6, 2014
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  3. the.peon

    the.peon Top Dog

    ROTFL!....

    Sent from my SCH-S738C using Tapatalk
     
    the.peon, Apr 6, 2014
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  4. CajunBoulette

    CajunBoulette CH Dog

    For sure the one with star on chest

    Sincerely Yours, Cajun
     
    CajunBoulette, Apr 6, 2014
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  5. AGK

    AGK Super duper pooper scooper Administrator

    Call Heloise, frontline for the wife, keep the man biter since he is obviously dead game, dip the red nose and If all 3 aren't pure genes cull the whole lot! :lol:
     
    AGK, Apr 6, 2014
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  6. treezpitz

    treezpitz CH Dog Staff Member

    LOL Even got in a Key reference in there, I like it!
     
    treezpitz, Apr 6, 2014
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  7. Mudville_Monsta

    Mudville_Monsta Top Dog

    First off I would say to not worry about a MAN EATER being with your wife as she will more than likely be safe amongst her own pack.

    As far as the fleas I would say since she wants YOU to GTFO I'd be more worried about her contracting CRABS not FLEAS.

    Her red nose is more than likely a lighter shade of brown from the new guys ass she been brown nosing, while priming for you to leave.

    The markings is the easy fix, EVERYBODY knows you research the best dogs and pick the ones who have the same markings, as that is the result of throwback genes.

    LAST BUT NOT LEAST< NEVER EVER FORGET TO CONSULT MISS CLEO!

    Miss Cleo Commercial - Call Me Now! - YouTube
     
    Mudville_Monsta, Apr 6, 2014
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  8. BLUE8BULL

    BLUE8BULL CH Dog

    ....wow....major ....prob's...there.....lol....lol...keep the dog's get rid of the miss's.........lol
     
    BLUE8BULL, Apr 6, 2014
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  9. TDK

    TDK CH Dog Staff Member

    I just KNEW I'd get great insight here. Thanks for everything so far, guys. He'll be stoked.
     
    TDK, Apr 6, 2014
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  10. sadieblues

    sadieblues CH Dog

    Omfg ...... I love red stars lol does it glow In the dark too? Freaking awesome I wish I had those kind of problems lmao
     
    sadieblues, Apr 6, 2014
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  11. TDK

    TDK CH Dog Staff Member

    LOL YB

    Blew8Bulls, the wifey is already throwin' him out. Keep abreast now, damn it. The poor guy has a real dilemma. And he's allergic to fleas.
     
    TDK, Apr 6, 2014
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  12. olddog

    olddog Big Dog

    Dear D.D. You need to get out of there ! She is keeping 2 females. One is a man eater so she deff. isn't keeping male company. The other has flees so she doesn't mind scratching where it really itches. Grab your sh!t and run and consider yourself lucky. (The red nose is from an irritation from rubbing to many carpets).

    Olddog
     
    olddog, Apr 6, 2014
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  13. BLUE8BULL

    BLUE8BULL CH Dog

    ....even better..tdk..keep the flea's....get rid everything else//////??????????....yes your problems halfed when ya share them on here....lol..lol.......................
     
    BLUE8BULL, Apr 6, 2014
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  14. Laced Wit Game

    Laced Wit Game Yard Boy

    blew 8 bulls LMAO
     
    Laced Wit Game, Apr 6, 2014
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  15. allichi23

    allichi23 Pup

    Tdk when I seen the thread title I knew what I was in for people always asking what best fits there own satisfaction an sound like they know the answer to there own questions, I mean make it very obvious the direction they should got in but yet they still go against there own thoughts, either have two feet in or get the fuck out
     
    allichi23, Apr 6, 2014
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  16. Saiyagin

    Saiyagin Chihuahua

    Like a old timer once said, you gotta cull some people the same way you do with the curs LMAO.
     
    Saiyagin, Apr 6, 2014
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  17. TDK

    TDK CH Dog Staff Member

    (The red nose is from an irritation from rubbing too many carpets) ROTFFLMMFACO! @ olddog
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 6, 2014
    TDK, Apr 6, 2014
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  18. Rock n Rye

    Rock n Rye CH Dog

    Great thread lol, I wonder is this the same buddy we spoke about a while ago? If so and the one pup is bred like I think it is, tell him just send her to me and she will be in great hands lol. Who needs a wife when you got 10 gyps outside.
     
    Rock n Rye, Apr 7, 2014
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  19. SteelyDan

    SteelyDan Big Dog

    Miss Cleo makes all my dog decisions for me. Ya'mon!!!!
     
    SteelyDan, Apr 7, 2014
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  20. Beatrix Kiddo

    Beatrix Kiddo Top Dog

    lol she stole so much of my parents money as a kid ;-)
     
    Beatrix Kiddo, Apr 7, 2014
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