New Proposed Photo Contest Direction

To: The Game-Dog Membership
From: The Photo Contest Administration
Subject: DNA Qualification Certificates

As a result of the deep seeded concerns regarding non-game dog participation in the Game-Dog photo contests the Photo Contest review board is considering an ammendment to the current protocol for competing in the photo contests. The new guidelines would require all current and future participants in the Game-Dog photo contests to submit with their photos a copy of their DNA screening certificate for the dreaded pet bull/bully gene. If such certificate cannot be produced or the submitted certificate indicates a greater than 20% likely hood your dog or puppy has such gene, you will be immediatly disqualified from the contest and your pictures will be posted to a new "Wall of Shame".
We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause our Membership.....but hell this is important crap.

Game-Dog Photo Contest Administration and Review Board

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Marty
Shon

OK This is funny sh*t...JK JK JK JK, Southeastrnpits...I did check with the big boss (Marty) before I posted, I was having a "I'm toooooo funny moment" and needed to share.....sorry in advance if I offended...but I still think it's funny LMFAO

 

Dang!!! DNA!!! It took Anna Nicoles Baby two months to get that back!!!


Whos my doggies daddy????

 

BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have to clean juice off my desk and computer screen!

 

LMAO!!!!!!

you guys are nuts!!!! i luv it!!!!!

 

ok there for a second I thought you guys were serious. I havnt even dna profiled any of my dogs yet

 

LMAO, I thought you were serius

 

LMAO!!! I thought so at first too. I was like, "WTF"? :p :confused: :o :eek: :cool: :rolleyes:

 

Winston is disqualified for shirt wearing, couch sitting and being nice to puppies! he has definitely got the pet bull gene. time to cull the little chap. hahaha.

disqualification #1 tshirt wearing--a major offence!


disqualification #2 couch sitting


disqualification #3 is nice to puppies--another serious offence


disqualification #4 doesnt pull on his leash in a gamey manor


and his most serious offence...need i say more?


judge him lightly--he knows not what he does.

 

Big Girl cares nothing about that...but she does want to judge the next contest.....

 

Make way for the king of Pet Bulls!



I'd be lying if I said he doesn't love this.

 

what a GREAT thread!

always good to laugh!!!
i love the pics, last one especially: i can SO relate!

 

Heres my (Pet bull)...

 

Sorry ya'll .....hands down marty wins!!!

 

Even if Big Girl does something sexy like this.?....LOL (I agree though, Marty has an awesome dog (s))

 

simms -

There are no winners in the pet bull gene discovery process, I'm sorry I thought you should know...:rolleyes:

But dang Marty got it goin on with that pup and the kids......yehya.

On a more serious note, in case you are all wondering as of this moment Winston does hold the position of the highest count of offenses as can be clearly witnessed by those damning photos....

But exposing a pet bull to music through personal ear phones, while laying on the bed AT THE SAME TIME...why it is almost perverse.......

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
We do love our dogs, and it looks like they love us back.....

Looks like Big Girl is bringin SEXY back

 

OH YEAH...she's thinks she's got it goin on!! LMAO....

 

That's funny! I really thought ya'll were serious!

 

Chia-Big Girl is too sexy for that couch....LOL!

 

I don't know guys(& gals) Winston is wearing t shits regularly in his photos...
Marty might have photo-shopped the kid into his pictures

I think we need a few more votes before a champ is crowned

 

and Winston, the vile little creature that he is, dresses up for Halloween!