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thought itll be good to see others one liners from songs that stand out just heard some today that thought was good lryrics...

From the moment i could talk i was orderd to listen

And

The greatest crime is to be poor...
By eek a mouse dought most will get that one but any guesses to who wrote the first?

 

Put anthrax on a tampax and slap u til u can't stand

 

Ill never love you enough to trust you...we just meet and i just fucked you...eminem

 

i give a haller to my ## g's in the darkest corner,let me roll you the perfect blunt and spark it for ya.

 

if yr the big tree... then Im the small axe..

 

lol i wantd it to be amazing lryrics i mean im a rap fan but you can say most rappers are on the same level for lryrics as cat stevens or lou reed :p

 

( big L)" fuck love we could neva be a couple hun, all i got fo ho's is hard dick & bubble gum."

 

dick dont fail me now i gotta turn shorty out so she dont want nobody else but me and only me MIKE JONES

 

The world is cold and deceivin but I still hold my head up like my nose is bleedin

 

a dog that does'nt pee on a tree is a bitch.we do it from the back and run in packs.how else do you get to the booty
snoop dogg

 

this long hair dont cover up my redneck i've won every fight i've ever fought

 

james-sit down...."if i hadnt seen such riches i could live with being poor".....

 

i do know 1 thing tho....bitches they cum they go.....

 

i think ive found a winner ladies and gentlemen......18+..... how did these not win an oscar for this great effort.....:rolleyes: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8[/ame]

 

the office(british version)-"up to my nuts in guts"....

 

awwwwwwwwwww.....no-one gunna try better these?......lol

 

"Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and then I shot my woman down"
Johnny Cash at his best