10 Women We All Know lol

1. GOLD DIGGER

Advantages

A. Always fine as hell

B.Will give up the booty when you're spending cash

Disadvantages

A. Will ONLY give up the booty when you're spending cash

B. Has a million male friends in the "league"

C. Will dump your ass for a dude with bigger rims


2. CHICKENHEAD


Advantages


A. Down for "what-ever" (will let you get her on tape)


B. Booty-call material


C.Has your back in most situations and will bust-a-cap if needed


Disadvantages


A. Will bust a cap in YO ass, if need be


B. Ghetto as hell


C. Comes with MAD drama


3. MS. "MY CLOCK IS TICKING"


Advantages


A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem ready for a relationship


B.Will go above and beyond the duty to please you (sex, food, money)


Disadvantages


A. Wants to be married yesterday


B. Wants to be a mother yesterday


C. Her whole family has pegged you as the one


4. THE VIRGIN


Advantages


A. NOBODY has ever tapped that ass



Disadvantages


A. YOU have never tapped that ass


B. Scary ass hell


C. Probably waiting til she's married


5. SPOILED HOE

Advantages

A. Pays her way

B. Pays your way

C. Takes you out to eat, to the mall, and on trips


Disadvantages

A. Expects to get her way all the time

B. Major crybaby

C. Hella insecure


6. EX-GIRLFRIEND

Advantages

A. You can always hit it if you throw her a few lines that make it seem you two may be getting back together.

B. Looks fine as hell when you want her


Disadvantages

A. Gets fat after you get her

B. Insecure of other women


7. YOUR BABY MOMMA

Advantages

A. See advantages for ex-girlfriend

Disadvantages

A. See disadvantages for ex-girlfriend

B. She's hitting you up for child support


8. SOMEONE ELSE'S BABY MOMMA

Advantages

A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem like a prospect to the job

B. Will do almost anything to get some help with her kid(s)


Disadvantages

A. Her babies and their daddies

B. Might get pregnant for you too, thinking that you might stay if she has your child,


9. MS. "FRIEND"

Advantages

A. Understands you

B. Easy to talk to

Disadvantages

A. Acts like she might give you the ass, but never does

B. Uses your advice to get the guy she really wants


10. WIFE MATERIAL

A. We either married her....or f^&cked up a good thing lol!!

 

Sorry for the derogatory remark in #9. I'm African American and it was originally sent to me via email and I posted here. After I went back and re-read it I didn't realize that statement had not been edited. That term shouldn't be used and I didn't do it on purpose; I apologize. I just pm the Admin to edit the statement.

 

It is a funny thread, no matter what, lol.

 

And its all true! LOL

 

Funny, missing a couple but about right...........