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:pAAADD

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!​

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Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!​

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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -​

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.​

This is how it manifests:​

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,​

I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.​

As I start toward the garage,​

I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.​

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.​

I lay my car keys on the table,​

put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.​

So, I decide to put the bills
back​

on the table and take out the garbage first.​

But then I think,​

since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.​

I take my check book off the table,​

and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the
can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.​

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.​

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.​

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.​

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.​

I set the glasses back down on the counter,​

fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.​

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,​

I'll be looking for
the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.​

I pour some water in the flowers,​

but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.​

So, I set the remote back on the table,​

get some towels and wipe up the spill.​

Then, I head down the hall trying to​

remember what I was planning to do.​

At the end of the day:​

the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.​

I realize this is a serious problem,​

and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....​

Do me a favor.​

Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it
to.​

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!​

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Sounds to me like you've been hitting the hippie lettuce!

 

The last line is very true, and the previous poster will find this out lmao.