my little frog

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick and of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do and of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with the baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

 

lol that was good

 

lmao! that was so funny

 

lmao, thanks whiskey!

 

Thanks Whiskey that was to good...lmao

 

HAHA thats so good.

 

Thats a good one.Like when I was a kid the dam milkman ran over my favorite Matchbox car.Dam you Milkman

 

LMAO that was cute

 

Been awhile since I heard that one im glad you posted it I couldn't have remembered it all if you didn't. Funny joke, I heard that in NC while I lived there, its cool how jokes spread all over in time if they're good enough.

 

LMAO... That was good!

 

I liked it. Darn those milk men