Shaking hands

The next time you see a little old lady with shaking hands, you'll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos'???
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildo's. Actually we carry different models." The woman then asks:
"Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchesss llong aand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick...? aaand rruns by bbaatteries??? The clerk responds:
"Yes we do." She asks:
Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhow ttoo ttturrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff???

 

lmao! that's some funny stuff there.

 

That's funny.

 

Funny but so gross! Lol

 

lol she over 80 she better be carefull could shake something loose.... lol

 

LMAO Too funny!